Desperately wanted to vote 1 star, but since OP is looking for some positivity I voted 2.

I played p99

I try to address everyone who addresses me no matter how shitty their posts are. You have provided me some entertainment even though you suck at posting.

You're a swell guy.

tell me more about your elf friends

/ all friends

You don't have any friends.

And it seems like on live at one point they put a snarky message in with that if you didn't have anyone on your friends list. Haha, good old days.

Lots of trolls on p1999 forums; not many I would consider any good. Keep trying.

If you play all to the max, the secret is lost along with the entertainment ^^