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this is the most pathetic white kid rap audition i ever seen

it may as well be the malibu county fair

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Originally Posted by pojab (Post 425061)

next we rolled into the champagne room
she tried to suck my dick but i pulled out my broom
the shaft said trilon and it got that bitch wet
it gives me a hardon and it buffs my air pet

Holy shit new champion

http://i51.tinypic.com/av0ksw.jpg

His name is sprinkle
he tried to battle me in a post
what dumb motherfucker would fuck with lucifers ghost
Sprinkle wants to be a super troll like me
lol he's dumb nobody trolls like me
little sprinkle put your dinkle away
we can tell by your avatar that your flaming gay
but hey its your sex life i guess its ok
when red live goes up well have some one on one fun
but once im in your ass youll want to run
like a nat or a flea
ill hunt down your body lookin for the plasma
wont be too hard to catch a little fag with asma lol
I guess ill give you time to catch your breathe
Cuz I just white boy rapped your ass to death
Hardcore game nerd is who I be
Or maybe im being steriotypical of me
Im full of inner rhymes but you probbobly missed it
you got a weenie dog dick
im hung like sea biscuit
....guess im gonna get up and take a fat shit, maybe a tinkle
I wont opt for desert cuz I just ate Sprinkle.

my name is diggles the biggles and im ready to rock
got a drum, dissonance and selos and i just can't stop
runnin round the greater faydark from kelethin to BB
takin all your coin and charmin yo ladies

i got a kill count higher than my limericks and songs (3)
i found some bluebie from peace pipe, used my sword as a bong
slammin W to crushbone, got some names on the list
said a smart comment in /ooc and got my ass dissed

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Originally Posted by Diggles (Post 425524)

utter fail (

yeah, i don't listen to rap :[

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Originally Posted by Cwall (Post 425022)

this punk ass abacab comin' at me with his guild, with his zerg
he thinks they're so titanic but i'm the mothafuckin' iceberg
i'll be sendin' his ass back blue so he can work on trak rotations
but back over on red they'll know my name for generations

self-proclaimed god king
he's just really nothing
when i knock his ass out
he'll hear the "ding ding ding"

everytime i meet grindcore i'll be stealin all their coin
it'll get so bad that they'll start to beg me to join
they think they're good enough for me to grace them with my skills
did i studder bitch? i said go back to spamming hoops for dragon kills

Hoops? You must be joking
I was banned long before TMO started choking
and look at you going on about rotations
when the only thing revolving is your bind location
That's right I acknowledge that you came at me hard
But sit down son cause the Cab is pulling your card
From the master to the padawan let me give you some advice
spit some better flavor cause I'm tired of Vanilla Ice