Originally Posted by Xylox (Post 1917270)

Is this a joke? Pwning life got you teaching in China? Expat teaching community in China is full of retarded inbred alcoholics who failed at life back at home. Slaying pussy in Asia is easy even for disgusting fat fucks (Source: Fat guy in Korea).

Here's a tip buddy, you haven't won life, you've just put off failure for another year. Once you need actual medical attention from the toxic water and pollution, you'll come back to western civilization and have a giant black hole on your resume. Enjoy being 40 and working at blockbuster.