Brag about my relatives
 

My uncle played Magnum P.I. on TV.

My aunt was a porn star in the 80s.


Beat that you faggots

Proof demanded.

ALSO...

My uncle was one a first name basis with several Republican Presidents, invited to numerous state dinners.

And I fuck a porn star on the semi-regular.

hello little red robin hood, why dont you come check out whats under my dress? lol that was what one of her pornos were about

my dad is Aradune

My brother likes turtles.

My great great great grandfather was President of Colombia.

My grandfather was an administrator at Auschwitz

That would be awesome, if it were true.

saidi is my sister

My aunt had an affair with someone she met on classic back in 2001.