HEY GUYS COME PLAY ON BLUE
 

DONT YOU HATE POOPSOCKING, WAITING FOR A SECOND PARTY MEMBER TO LOGIN SO YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR STARTING CITY? TRY BLUE WHERE THERE ARE MORE THAN SIX PLAYERS AND NONE OF THEM ARE FAGGOTS JUST WAITING TO GRIEF YOU.

frustration detected

Thanks for the suggestion.

Rather spank my nuts with wet paper towel rolls

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It might be the lack of down's syndrome but why would you need someone else to leave your starting city?

Would consider it if everyone speaks in all caps 100% of the time.

My try to translate: Your are friendly invited to join us as blue if you are looking for a second party member to login when you plan to leave the starting city. Try the blue server whith his many friendly players who never would have fun in griefing other.

I would say: we need more of blue player here!