The "penis" poll
 

Figured we should give the women a similar poll! :D

yeah this will soothe them

Short and thick because long ones hurt and pulse the vaginal walls less. And studies have shown that women favor girth over length. And when guys overdose on testosterone their dick shrinks and their balls gain volume.

But seriously, you can't compare breasts to a dick. And most girls like big balls at least as much as a fat dick. They like big boned guys with a muscular/weighty frame that's earned from hard work or all-around exercises. This is what I think.

Check out a young George Clooney or Harrison Ford or Richard Gere.

Or some of them baseball or football players or wrestlers for more meat. Like Dwayne Johnson (actor).

Some of them (hetero women, homosexual males) prefer more muscle.

And Brad Pitt or Anderson Cooper are considered very cute/attractive (but not really SEXY).

And don't say I can't vote because I'm not female. I've done my research.

My research comes from other women and homosexuals :)

Face the facts guys: most of us are rodents compared to the top of the crop.

girls love obese insecure guys with no money who have tiny dicks and horrible personalities



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Tommy Wisseau


YOU AH TEARING ME APART LISA

This.

Peatree is extremely creepy.

this is extremely gross.

depends on the guy, but sometimes it's fun emasculating them by picking on their biggest (or smallest) insecurity