Why was a Unicorn in Rivervale?
 

Searching for virgins, probably...I bet it found a lot of them, too.

dang, that made me laugh!

also: something something GM favoritism, Tupakk's a guide, #elfpals conspiracy is real etc

Look at that elf mauling wimpy peck in the background.

wish i could post

I know a guy that does that.

Does what, mauls elves? :eek:

Hey everyone at Sister Island (or at least everyone armed with a bludgeoning weapon) does it ...

But, of course!

Also the unicorn thing.

mon ami

Slayed so many virgins that day and for many fort nights.