Mr. Sparkle.
 

I'm fine btw.

Showered 2 days ago.

Dear Diary, I showered two full days ago, I am very proud of myself for the immense effort it required of me. So I was reading the e-diary again this morning and found a comment that was a bit weird, i felt attacked.. which is absurd since I never leave the bed. Oh no, its happening again..

Nothing like a good relaxing shower

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My first bong was named Mr Sparklez. Broken by a friend. Too soon. May he rest in pieces.

Don't feel attacked at all. Hopefully you do find my e-blog posts inspiring!

I have taken many peoples advice and taken up bitching about external things that I can't directly control or influence, like Ukraine. And writing a bit about Jesus. And some esoteric concepts about the apocalypse. So I do feel the need to defend my honor and say I'm contributing as well as sometimes just e-blogging.

Anyway. I'm sorry I am a part of your collective conciousness Mr. Sparkle. I will continue to take that into account going forward.

Is there some context I'm missing?

Nah you're fully up to speed.

Lol what?

I'm wondering the same? Wtf is going on and why the shout out?

I think she thinks you're me, cuz showering is what I usually bully her about. :p