hi
 

21 years ago, you were expelled from your mother's uterus.

Bad uterus! Don't do that!

Edit: I kid... Happy birthday, for what its worth. I have difficulty jumping on the "attack tralina for stupid reasons" bandwagon...

Happy Birthday Tralina hopes it's your best one ever!!! :):):)

Knuckle 11:57 am
http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...284#post308284
i think i just had a double rainbow come out of my ass

Happy Birthday Tralala~

AND THEN, New Mexico decided to ruin my birthday by telling me I have to take a driving class to get my big girl ID since my existing ID is an out-of-state license.

Bars here don't accept vertical IDs. GUESS I'LL SIT AT HOME AND CRY ALL NIGHT.

It is okay.

Bar = expensive drinks, expensive cover, expensive people.

You just need to announce your sad news to everyone you know and have them buy you a bottle to be deposited at your house.

Then you will have a stocked liquor cabinet for 1-6 months based on the lush to occasional drinker scale.

Atleast Zenaitha puts out

Happy birthday, enjoy all the h8r tags this thread generates.