IF <Core> officers could write their GMotD, what should it say?
 

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"I don't even have words at this point."

"Don't share your account info with others. Its been known for years you are responsible for the actions your character takes no matter who is playing it"

They literally don't have words at this point.

I'm just a Core warmbody. But i'd say "Enjoy this vacation. If you meet a girl IRL wear a condom"

condom sex is awful live a little & rawdog it

Everybody’s got AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

it should say we disbanding or what

I am a Russian Hind D Helicopter, and though I recognize your right to identify as the inferior helicopter of your choosing, I also implore upon you to recognize that we are sworn enemies and your doom is nigh.

https://i.imgur.com/oLkfJ4R.png

YOUR DOOM IS NIGH I SAY!