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Shaquilleos 12-13-2019 05:51 PM

SAGA OF THE SANCTIONED SPEAR
 
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SAGA OF THE SANCTIONED SPEAR

Following the apprehension of several Halfling thieves; The High Council of Erudin formally appealed to Rivervale's bureaucratic establishment.

Our correspondence thus far has been ignored by Mayor Gubbin. And several couriers have gone missing.

:By Decree of the The High Council of Erudin:

*Halflings are an imminent threat to Leyline stability. All citizens of Rivervale are to comply with forfeit of all hoarded, stolen magical artifacts and Arcane secrets. The Arcane is The High Men of Odus' jurisdiction. Failure to comply will be condemned.*

*All Halfling Deputies are to be relieved of Government issued weapons while we extract the contraband. Spears are under embargo. Possession hereto forth will be a crime in Rivervale and Misty Thicket. Deputies are to be engaged diplomatically. Upon escalation, lethal force to confiscate their Spears is authorized.*

*While the Sanction remains, The Dark Men of Odus are now designated as a Special Task Force.*

Cooperation never kindled as the Deputies refused to negotiate with our onset diplomats. In response, The Dark Men of Odus descended upon Rivervale's exterior defenses in Misty Thicket. Brothers Shaquilleos, Ramal, Jack, Tiffany, and Skullmogger delivered parcel after parcel of Smite and Arcane mastery.

The Thicket started to burn against the will of the Mist. The entirety of their Deputy Corps topping the wall crumbled during the corral. Fires from the Halfling huts burned and reflected like hot coals in the Brothers' eyes.

In a devious device, we managed to sell their own Spears back to the Halfling merchants in the Thicket. Through clever disguise and infiltration of their underground communications, we fooled the vermin to arm what remains of able bodied Halflings in Rivervale with the Spears of their own decimated Deputies. We will be sure to re-collect these Spears to fulfill the Sanction.

Antonicans banded in fruitless solidarity with the Halfings. They continue to commit war crimes during our formal declaration.

A gnome, Treasure Cat, tried to assist the Deputies in their battle. His head was impaled when Deputy Felp blasted through the air by intense and focused Arcanery. Fire beetles emerged pecking at the corpse of Treasure Cat with their pincers. Filling their bellies to feed their young the meat.

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Our reinforcements come reliably while the Halflings wimper in fear for their choices. Goblins pour through their gates inflicting terror and destruction, keeping distance from our forces. Lest they incur our wrath as well.


Active Saga Members

Jemal
Basketball

Veterans of the Saga

Shaquilleos
Jack
Master Skullmogger
Ramal
Tiffany
Lestoor
Loremaster Tyronius

Losers

Kantok (can't hang, rage quit)
Malsicar (afk so much, KSer)
Treasure Cat (death, attempted training, consumed by fire beetles)
Falena (entitled afker, failed intimidation)
Goldberg (The Spear is his signature move)

Spoils of War

25,000pp and counting.
Antonican tears.

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Nirgon 12-13-2019 06:12 PM

keep it movin tomatopotato

Kirrund 12-13-2019 06:22 PM

Seems like trolling disguised as rp

heyokah 12-13-2019 06:25 PM

https://i.imgur.com/5UqIGM9.gif

Velthak 12-13-2019 06:27 PM

Creative post equates hardware shame. Yeah, it's 2019 alright...."kid"

Phaezed-Reality 12-13-2019 06:37 PM

lighting the thicket ablaze was indeed needed, the refusal by the mayor... Well, let's just say I was highly anticipating his feeble response of non cooperation. As setting the thicket ablaze was exactly as.. fruitful as one would hope.

Crevex 12-13-2019 08:34 PM

Rivervale is the epitome of the degeneracy and decadence that haunt Antonica. Let it burn.

Hagglebaron 12-13-2019 08:55 PM

More of this post please.

Tethler 12-13-2019 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaquilleos (Post 3050358)
In a devious device, we managed to sell their own Spears back to the Halfling merchants in the Thicket. Through clever disguise and infiltration of their underground communications, we fooled the vermin to arm what remains of able bodied Halflings in Rivervale with the Spears of their own decimated Deputies. We will be sure to re-collect these Spears to fulfill the Sanction.

Can Erudites follow Rallos Zek? Cause this sounds like a Rallos Zek thing to do.

Millburn 12-13-2019 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tethler (Post 3050470)
Can Erudites follow Rallos Zek? Cause this sounds like a Rallos Zek thing to do.

Cazic Thule is the one true god of Odus


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