I won the Twitch Raffle when I wasn't even online.
 

It's crazy, it's like the one time I missed the raffle, I had been there leading up to 45 minutes before the raffle drawing occurred. I made the conscious decision to be like ya' know what, I'm not going to win anyways... so I left the stream open and went and watched the movie "Nobody" with my dad...

...today I was thinking about it, so I went and watched the saved video on Twitch and realized that I won the raffle, but wasn't there to claim it. I thought I was hearing things when I heard it.

The fact that I did win it though still feels good, and I think it's actually hilarious because I wanted to win that ring so bad so I can technically be married to Slizzlinette...

For anyone who doesn't believe me, go to 04:25:30

lolcat4u is literally my account.

drugs and unemployment

Sober and I just learned yesterday that I count as being self employed because my earnings from minings is so high :*( this whole time I thought I just had to pay capital gains tax on my crypto if/when I sold it in the future, but I found out that I actually have to pay income tax on each payout I get because I'm averaging over $800 a week :*(.

Apparently the magic number is $33.44 a day if you want to avoid paying income tax. I'm like 3x that :*(

do you even play on blue

it's the only p99 server i play on
red is too dead
green is too toxic

drugs and unemployment

https://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gif

stay rekt, virgin

drugs and unemployment

how do i report snortles for spam itt