Not really a rant. I didn't want to mess up the server forum. This game...
 

This game is so damn cool.

That it's 2018.

And newbies like Farglaglirn are fighting over diseased wolf spawns on a 12? or 20? minute? timer in qeynos hills. I think I seen like 5 people today battle it out over green spawns for a 2 plat reward in 2018.

The struggle is real. Everquest the 20 minute spawn timesink is real. In 2018.

Really, god damnit ppl. I get it if your bored, and just logging in randomly and trying to kill a mob or something.

But this was a genuine battle over lowbie green crap in a 30 year old video game that's not even classic, really. :o

BTW I had fun watching and KSing a few of these mobs, I hope you guys stressed about it horrifically.

rated your thread for you

Titled “not really a rant”

Proceeds to rant about something no one cares about

This is exactly what i signed up for

It's not a rant. It's my attempt at something akin to. David Attenborough and EQ though it's horribley done.

This place is a Zoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYL28a0LM_A

OK maybe it is a rant.

I just want to understand what it is that makes you n00bz so emotionally invested in the "Game".

Why are GREEN fucking mobs like, the most important thing in your life in 2018?

Also, really, a wood elf named Elfwood (after a like 1990's internet amateur cartoon porn site)...

Like

When is someone going to roll a human ranger named Peter North.

I'm waitin for it.

This is your LIVES ppl. This is what you do with them. Not that I have any good constructive criticism or suggestions. Whens the last time you called your mom?

I just texted my mom to ask if if she fucked with my ac when she stopped by to drop me off some meatloaf

It was on 66 I was about to lose it on her but she didn't text back since it's midnight

Mental illness and/or drug addiction.