Fenin Ro compatriots.
Once upon a time, there was a wood elf ranger named Dioren that logged in for the first time to his MMO. It was like a MUD but it had graphicsssss and this amazed Dioren. Many days passed and the wood elf still had no idea wtf he was doing.
Along came the halfling paladin named Heavyhands to help teach this scrub. Along with his trusted bard friend Ethos, the two helped this scrubbycakeqtpie along his journey, going so far as to invite him into the oldest guild on the server <Order of the Wolf>. With patience, the two taught the ranger how to be a glorious example of what a ranger should be. Years passed and the three did many wonders on the server. But alas, like time itself, it had to end. Real life called the two heroes from the game and Dioren was left to his own fate.
The wood elf faded and an ikky monk named Hommerr took his place. The monk, solely created to train the shit out of his future wife, became a powerhouse of doing fucked up shit. With his pulling skills, shit talking, and all around elitist snobbery, the monk joined <Severed> where he was told to fuck any other guild going for their raid mobs. The monk did his job efficiently and effectively. So effectively that he garnered the attention of GM's. GM's followed the monk and caught him in the act of glorious fuckfacery and was summarily banned along with a few of his guildmates.
Years later, married with kids, stressed to all hell, and in the midst of a nostalgia shitstorm after looking at his original EQ map that he had used and saved for so many years, I have come to P99 in hopes of having fun with people worthy of a /salute. Here I am, here I remain.
In closing I ask these questions: Are any of you good folks from the old Drama Ro server? I see TMO is the bigdick in town, as it was on FR (I remember the gl being a Bard.) And lastly, are any of you the aforementioned pally or bard?
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