BlackBellamy |
08-21-2020 10:34 AM |
I go to bed between midnight and 2am and wake up roughly 7 hours later on my own. I say 'bedroom lights low' and then ask 'Alexa what's going on' and she plays me the latest from Fox News while I stare at the picture of Donald on the wall, right above the framed US Constitution. Properly energized I swing out of bed and stumble to the bathroom for my morning shit and also the Flomax for my gigantic prostate. I hit the coffee button on the way there and when I'm done with my victuals I head to my office where I power everything up. I stand there naked sipping my coffee until I see the P99 icon and I click it. Then I go find the shorts from last evening, because I'm still unshowered. I sit down, log in, see if any of my favorite camps are open. I break the camp, finish my coffee and head to the shower. I'm done right before the next respawn, with a fresh coffee refill to boot and a nice pair of clean shorts. I start checking my emails, check the weather, catch up on the latest true news from zerohedge and aceofspades, all the while working the camp, then it's 11:45 and time for work. I nod wisely for 15 minutes and promise a lot of things, then I log off and run out to the local Polish deli where I pick up a nice fish fillet, potato and coleslaw for eight bucks and then I drive to the park and eat it on the bench staring down the Canadian geese. I'm back in my office around 2pm, then I put my nose to grindstone and deliver on my work promises I made earlier. At around five I'm done so I log in one of my alts and find a group to level with. I wolf down dinner in between pulls and then around 10-11pm things start to slow down, so I usually log off and watch something like the next episode of Chernobyl or The Expanse or re-read The Watchmen until I pass out. The lights know to turn off at 2am regardless.
On the weekends it's the same thing except instead of working I shoot my guns or try to flip over my jeep.
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