Pirates of Timorous Deep
 

I hammer in, ldaans there, doesn't notice me for awhile. He starts shooting me on my rooster's nest up on the boat crane, I start running into big blue, ldaan and noidia start chasing me into the ocean, ldaan loses me while noidia stays on me, but is a cleric so can't do anything to me, i keep running out, ldaan finds me again and starts shooting/proccing me i find the boat and board it, the geometry blocks the arrows, and you're so buggy on a boat that you can't melee because everyone just warps around, i ride the boat back into harbor with ldaan proccing me occasion despite arrows not hitting me. Exie joins the fight at the outpost dock and starts hitting me since the boat has stopped, i juke through the crappy boat colision and avoid almost all damage, ldaan begins to get wise and despite his fizzles starts dotting me down with ranger dots, i continue to juke and the boat starts to leave again finally, making me essentially immune to all arrows and melee. I get to 30% or so from dots and then zone into the sunset, beautiful blonde bangs gently wisping across my sweating, but not in shambles forehead.

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congrats on avoiding pvp

Need more tales like this

Roller from start to finish

i feel bad about the loud wooden kitchen chair you used for playing everquest

to me that speaks to many underlying issues

you also live in florida with your retired parents growing tomatoes

Thanks. Means a lot coming from you.

even i chuckled at you saying this. no wonder everyone else did.