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i want a book with you in it. its fun interacting, but would make a super good protagonist. super awesome, minorly flawed (love of the halfling's leaf) and extraordinarily playful.

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Originally Posted by maskedmelon (Post 2673290)

i want a book with you in it. its fun interacting, but would make a super good protagonist. super awesome, minorly flawed (love of the halfling's leaf) and extraordinarily playful.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...d.php?t=226390

https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...d.php?t=221545

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Originally Posted by Spyder73 (Post 2673294)

https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...d.php?t=226390

https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...d.php?t=221545

those are fantastic stories and i really liek them, but he's too timid in those. tekilya is obviously pretty fricken cool in them, but he feels less multidimensional than liek Skarlorn or Spyder. personally i liek the skarlorn/spyder dynamic and think it would be neat to see that develop in liek a positive way ^^

Everyone better start eating their Wheaties, skarlorn has been in full form lately.

A+

Does the halfling Paladin still exist?

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Originally Posted by Argh (Post 2673315)

Does the halfling Paladin still exist?

I was actually thinking about him while I wrote my App. You must have sensed my erotic energy.

Thank you all very much for your support. I have been contacted personally by telephone by nilbog (not sure how he got my number but it's cool I guess), who assures me that Rogean is reviewing this carefully and each of your replies matters.

You’ve got my vote Mr. ‘lorn

+1 for Skarlorn :)
That resume is professional!

Skarlorn of the people, by the people, for the people!
In Skarlorn we trust!
A vote for Skarlorn is a vote for Norrath!

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Originally Posted by skarlorn (Post 2673178)

Dear Rogean,

You have PM'd me on Snapchat many times asking for my application to be a Guide to the Project 1999 Server. After beholding the righteous Name Cleansing of 2018 begin, I have decided it is time for me to Step Up 2: the Streets.

My mission as your newest and most powerful Senior Guide is to ensure that the quality of Project 1999 reaches a new zenith under my totalitarian and genocidal rule.

As a Senior Guide, I will:

Destroy all ILLEGAL names
Shoot first, ask questions later
Judiciously target Staff Bashers who are in arms against the Justified Name Cleansing
Become the main GM Scapegoat for all player rage
Consume 50mg THC edibles prior to making important raid decisions
Create an alt forum account to incite Staff Bashing on the forums, so that we can ban undesirables ... inspired by CIA tactics
Give Spyder73 the surname "Poo'taint" and then BAN him
DOXX Spyder73
Award all Hobbits for their participation
Ban all players who use VOIP services (not classic)
Enforce a /say, /shout ONLY rule for communication to maximize RP

Here is a list of my Qualifications

Virginity still available.
Live with parents, who take care of me.
42 years old.
My name short for Fillbus and filibuster also violates the naming policy I wish was more strict.
ForumsQuest Master- literally closest thing to a job I have and will ever have.
Banned multiple times on Forums. Still managed over 180 posts per month.
Proven track record of ass kissing and dick sucking.

I believe that my long bullet points speak for themselves.

Dear readers, I would appreciate your support. Please comment on this thread if you think i would be the ideal candidate for the new most powerful Guide.

Also, please let the haters display their colors here for my LIST. (note: Rogean, my haters ALL violate naming conventions)

Made some slight adjustments.

Wipe off the brown from all y’alls noses.

Don’t let him pull the wool over your eyes.