skarlorn |
03-12-2018 03:31 PM |
ATTN: BIG DOG ROG - My Long Requested, Overdue, Informal GUIDE APP
Dear Rogean,
You have PM'd me on Snapchat many times asking for my application to be a Guide to the Project 1999 Server. After beholding the righteous Name Cleansing of 2018 begin, I have decided it is time for me to Step Up 2: the Streets.
My mission as your newest and most powerful Senior Guide is to ensure that the quality of Project 1999 reaches a new zenith under my totalitarian and genocidal rule.
As a Senior Guide, I will:
- Destroy all ILLEGAL names
- Shoot first, ask questions later
- Judiciously target Staff Bashers who are in arms against the Justified Name Cleansing
- Become the main GM Scapegoat for all player rage
- Consume 50mg THC edibles prior to making important raid decisions
- Create an alt forum account to incite Staff Bashing on the forums, so that we can ban undesirables ... inspired by CIA tactics
- Give Spyder73 the surname "Poo'taint" and then BAN him
- DOXX Spyder73
- Award all Hobbits for their participation
- Ban all players who use VOIP services (not classic)
- Enforce a /say, /shout ONLY rule for communication to maximize RP
Here is a list of my Qualifications- 150 WPM
- 1 hour weekly average of /played
- Young DoctorLawyer
- Millionaire
- 10/10 in my lap
- ForumsQuest Master
- Banned multiple times on Forums
- Proven track record of Cyber Bullying, Verbal Abuse (expert)
- Business
- MS Paint
- No interest in Raid Scene
- Masturbates to Roleplay threads
- will Ban Spyder73, finally
I believe that my long bullet points speak for themselves.
Dear readers, I would appreciate your support. Please comment on this thread if you think i would be the ideal candidate for the new most powerful Guide.
Also, please let the haters display their colors here for my LIST. (note: Rogean, my haters ALL violate naming conventions)
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