The Crushbone Kerfuffle
 

...or much ado about nothing!

Are you bored right now?

Tired of /list drama?

Yawning at tell all exposés about the top guild on your server?

If you thought that thread about people fighting over the magi camp at unrest was petty, then wait til you get a hold of this one! I'm issuing the gauntlet to all other posters to generate content more small-time than a bunch of noobs FIGHTING OVER CRUSHBONE CAMPS!!!


But why, you might ask? One part "cover my own ass" depending on how many people they got to /petition me in /ooc, a tablespoon of "because I can", two pinches of salt, and a sprinkle of epstein didn't kill himself.

Akumah and Clappy of <Asgard>, this ones for you.



I don't want anybody banned or suspended, I just want to drag em through the mud with me. We all float down here.

I've since asked Clappy if they can share their documentation, but when it became clear I was in the right they moved the goalposts from "you're getting banned" to "you're crazy and you just need to move on". Sounds like backpedaling to me Clappy!

Akumah and Clappy get on in here and show your vids and logs that you say you have! Especially Akumah's shadowplay that has his chat with me from the first visit! I'm sure he'd love for those chat logs to be in the open ;)

After watching the video I conclude:

OP did not abandon camp at the end, but may have KS'ed monk at the start. Overall OP is much more in the right than wrong IMO.

Also OP wasted 20 minutes of my life.

If you saw that a p99 drama video was 20 minutes long and you clicked on it anyway, I'm pretty that those 20 minutes would have been wasted anyway.

I feel attacked

Its almost 2020 and you made a 22.5 minute video about a crushbone camp dispute.

Listen, man....

I could have spent 20 minutes...

Doing...

The stuff...

That people who don't waste 20 minutes do.

Have you ever considered rolling an erudite? you have a clear understanding of the rules, and < Dark Men of Odus > are always looking for quality rule followers.

Serious invite here.

To be fair I opened by asking if you were bored and wanted to partake in some petty drama :)

You were in the right your only mistakes were continuing to talk to the monk and bard.
Monk has mental illness and deserves suspension
Seal Team members deserve suspension for stealing your camp
Clappy is whats wrong with the P99 servers

Amen.