shouts out to the warm bodies in vanq
 

Straight up got bamboozled by some vanq guy who was /anon and keeping a camp list. Dude just straight ninja logged and torpedo'd the list. Was super triggered when I tried to make small talk.


Warm Bodies Click Here


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crisis hotlines are bullshit, literally all they do is determine your risk factor then dispatch police to drag you to the mental hospital

most of them are chatbots too

I understand your frustration.

Oh no! Sorry you didn't get to waste your (I'm assuming) unproductive life away camping bright colored pixel items on a dying private elf simulator server. Probably feels bad, but I wouldn't know.

thanks man i just came back from wow classic so it's slightly less unproductive if you catch my drift

weren't you in BDA?

Minimum third time Valakut has made a suicide hotline thread

If you’re going to call the hotline be sure to be drunk as fuck and inappropriately hitting on the girl answering. This will stay accurate to the majority of callers I hear about from our agency’s hotline staff, it’s what they are used to

I bet this dude voted for Hillary Clinton….

Make better life decisions

Notice how I post much chiller now?

Don't want the police to come (or be banned).

OP. Don't hesitate to call and talk it out with someone if you need to. The smarter move would be to go to the ER in person and ask them to please call the cops because you might kill someone.

Hope this helps.