The turtle
 

When you were raiding NTOV, I studied the turtle. When you were having primal weapons, I mastered the turtle FTE. While you wasted your days at the city leaders in pursuit of fat loot, I cultivated my inner Oogway. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for turtle loot.

There is a hot Turtile PC on red99 named "Lodiza" they been stalkin me in iceclad namean?

Does one of those drinking birds that Homer used count as a third party program?

Yes, got my second account suspended foraging in faydark on my 39 ranger

Looks like soups back on the menu, boys!

reminds me of:

“Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”

I only recognize Chel'Drak the Ancient Lord as the one true turtle.