*trips and accidentally takes this photo of my car*
 

Whoops didn't mean to
https://i.imgur.com/1NONpSq.jpg
my car.

*also sips $1 drip coffee I made myself with my strong hands*

*Still shops at WalMart; Still poor*

Pfft, im not shopping. Going there for my business management career with my real leather briefcase.

Hope some terrible undesirable doesn't poop and pee or key your beautiful car.

Dino you can pick me up without even talking in that car, and DO ME HARD

https://youtu.be/XbYNAZxcWh4

Can we have consensual sex if we don't talk? (sorry I had to, yes I know better)

It depends on how hard the flunitrazepam slammed you, if you slur somewhat I think that counts as talking no? Hence consensual? :cool:

https://i.imgur.com/rlRzhCY.gif

WalMart is fantastic for retarded conservatives. Enjoy your budweiser and jesus! #jaibless

*sips tremendous walmart savings*

You bastard.

I snortled