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RecondoJoe 04-03-2021 07:09 PM

I just hip-tossed a meth addict to the pavement so hard
 
It was like the time was happening in slow motion as I saw their body go flying through the air, their legs scrambling backwards to try and stop them, but the momentum was too great, I knew they were going down, and I watched closely as their head bounced off the side-walk, cocking their neck sideways sharply.

I was scared this entire time that they wouldn't get up, but I really think they have so much drugs in their system that a blow that otherwise would have put them in the ICU, went completely unnoticed.

Phew that was scary AF, but my hand was forced. I then confiscated their phone because I know their crack-head ass is too stupid and dysfunctional to ever retrieve data off the cloud (if that's even possible with this burner phone).

Which is what started this entire altercation, them pointing their phone at me and telling me I was being filmed. I went to grab it from them and they swung at me and almost hit me on the jaw and I went berserk.

I'm still shaking from the adrenaline. If this hadn't been in broad daylight I would have savagely beaten them.

GRMurphy 04-03-2021 07:10 PM

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Tentarro 04-03-2021 07:57 PM

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Baler 04-03-2021 07:59 PM

It's a good thing you're no longer scrawny.

Are your hands registered as lethal weapons?

RecondoJoe 04-03-2021 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Baler (Post 3283047)
It's a good thing you're no longer scrawny.

Are your hands registered as lethal weapons?

yup it sucks too because my concealed weapons permit ran out, so i havent been able to wear gloves or put my hands in my pockets for months and its been brutally cold this season :(

Baler 04-03-2021 08:15 PM

you should update your signature.
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a real ultimate alpha instagream model would have level 60 shm/shd/clr&brd, plus max level on WoW is 60 now, not 120.

Snortles Chortles 04-03-2021 08:21 PM

falling for Forum larp
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RecondoJoe 04-03-2021 08:22 PM

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you should update your signature.


a real ultimate alpha instagream model would have level 60 shm/shd/clr&brd, plus max level on WoW is 60 now, not 120.

its too hard to update it fam

Baler 04-03-2021 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Snortles Chortles (Post 3283057)
falling for Forum larp
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sometimes it's fun to entertain people.

Baler 04-03-2021 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RecondoJoe (Post 3283059)
its too hard to update it fam

Yeah what a drag, so anyways. Why was this person trying to film you on their burner phone?


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