Avant Garde is now seeking a clique
 

only the pretentious, vain, and hip need to apply

enclosed please find my responses to your guild application.

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What is the greatest album on earth?:
http://gullrock.files.wordpress.com/...er_the_sea.jpg

What are you wearing?: low-cut white tee from salvation army store, $600 iron heart jeans, $1400 leather loafers w/o socks, lenseless vintage 1980 frames

What do you drive?: one-gear fixed bike

What instrument do you play?: synth

List your tattoos.: obscure atari references on backs of hands, full-sleeve koi fish, "ceci n'est pas un homme" on upper chest

How tight is your white belt?: i can't breathe when i sit down

so anyway, that's it. i guess let me in, or don't, or whatever.

Holy crap I know you. You're everyone who works behind every cash register in my neighborhood.

this post is amazing. Especially the Magritte reference.