Encroaching Death |
10-03-2022 11:56 AM |
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Originally Posted by Jibartik
(Post 3513184)
Q: What's your guess for 5-7 years from now? Life on earth, in general, what do you think it will be like, tell me a story:
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It's 5:00 am, your alarm clock rings with the state-approved "I love Mecha-Biden" tune.
You wake up, lay your prayer rug on the floor (pointed to the East), kneel down, and proceed to pray to the LGBT.
You walk outside to get your mail, whistling a state-forbidden song under your breath quietly. You trip over naturally grown dildos in your yard and you yell "FRICK!".
A police officer overhears you yell "frick" and proceeds to mace you for offending the the public with your violent words.
You are then beaten to a pulp while everyone around you stops and stares into the sun, chanting non-stop "That's what you deserve for defying the glorious state". Even the guy mowing his lawn hops off his mower without stopping it and stares and chants.
You get community service which means you are shipped off to the Congo to teach the bush tribes people how to program Javascript. And you have to teach while in drag.
You wonder how you got in this situation as you consider hanging yourself with your state-provided anal beads.
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