I like how no one noticed the https://wiki.project1999.com/Ye_Auld_Ball_Peen_Hammer

LOL that newsletter looks like the one my grandmother puts out at her assisted living community.

Join the <Riot>... otherwise you can join the "best" raid leaders on the server (please see the attached newsletter) to lose Statue/AoW two weeks in a row.

I see nothing wrong with that newsletter at all and lol at this guy^ lose 5+ and then win two in a row isn’t hardly anything to brag about.

I agree, it isn't. Let's see what happens!~ <3

Except they're spamming users on the p99 forums which is wrong.

I realize Freedom officers have the reading comprehension of kindergarten glue sniffers, but if you see nothing wrong with this magnum opus of cringe it's probably time to take a step back from elfsim.

A for effort
F for execution

It could have been played off much better such as, "checkout our guild we're working on a news letter. If you want to stay up to date with the lately news check out our guild."

missed the target

I feel left out...where is my spam PM?

Ah but its the hidden trolls. Riot is soft and Freedom is toxic. And the bit about letting Kittens have Sev while there's a petition outstanding from Kittens on Sev.

I give it a 9/10. 10/10 if a bit of spicy fanfic was worked in somehow. Maybe a secret lovers angle to explain the turncoat behavior

Also Detoxx would never in a million years say no RNF..