50k GIVEAWAY TO ANYONE WHO STILL PLAYS BLUE
 

I have moved to greener pastures (no pun intended) and I have 1 million platinum rotting away on blue. As an honorable man who doesn't RMT, I want to give back to those who are still going strong on blue by doing the first of several giveaways.

This first giveaway is for 50K platinum pieces.

Tell me a funny EQ joke and i'll select a winner on Sunday 12/8 at 9pm EST.

https://i.imgur.com/ugBXOHn.jpg

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okay i'm 100k short of 1mm, but you get the gist. this isn't a troll post.

A level 3 enchanter, a level 5 wizard, and a level 37 ranger walk into a bar.

Befuddled, the wizard wonders who put the bar there for people to walk into.

Concerned, the enchanter starts asking around for a rez for their friend.

What do you call a bald, short man that believes in raid rotations for equal distribution of loot?

Gnome Chomsky.

Yo momma's so fat, she's immune to frontal stun....

Boutik.... nuff said

Due to the rarity of this give away, and our ability to tell jokes, and because of my availability, this is gonna be a grats SkeletonLrodd.

@RNF:

A recent Pew poll suggests that 90% of RNF blamed "Rooted Dragons" for their failed marriages.
...funny, they also all claimed to be married to a Canadian Dwarf named Rosie Palmm <Awakened>

RNF actually bonded together to create a children's book, an EQ-themed alphabet book that ends ...XxYZ.

What's the difference between an epilleptic oyster-shucker and a p99 poopsocker that is also a prostitute?
A: One shucks between fits.

Fucking. Meta.

AF.

Jokes not up.

Gonna have to make an executive decision on this one due to the rarity of me winning free plat.. grats me! Did I stutter?