Fucking internet detectives I tell ya ;p

I bet if he left his keys better exposed there'd be some guy trying to break into his apartment right now, having made the same cuts on the key as the one in the picture.

the remnants of my $69 tossed salad lads
https://i.imgur.com/xS2JDgj.jpg
YummY 😋 posts broS

Sorry you guys live in hell

you gotta work on that sock game

otherwise me approves

How you managing to play P99 at work bruh

Got that Sweetgreen going huh? They everywhere in Manhattan now

That is a delicious looking salad, Lulz my boy.


Fuck, I wish I were you.

lulz the perfect man tbh. he deftly trolls a niche gaming community, nibbles at baby spinach, and works in a tall office building somewhere.

all the men wanna be him and all the ladies wanna be *with* him xD

Thank god that isn't true.