Stuff My Wife Says
 

Since I started playing again, my wife has come into my office while I was playing on several occasions and made comments about it. I wanted to leave them here. Please add any of you may have heard:

My wife walked in and was talking to me while I was playing and looked at my monitor, looked back at me and then looked back at the monitor and said, "Is this the game you have been waiting to play all this time?" I said, "yes." She replied, "Why does it look so.........bad.......so old?"

The other day I was in the Oasis and my wife asked me to do something for her, and she noticed that I kept running back to my computer to see if I was still alive. She says to me, "Can't you just pause it?" I said, "No, you cannot pause this game." She then asked, "Is that because it was created before the option to pause games was created?"

I love this woman. She is constantly taking little pokes at the game asking, "what kind of game doesn't allow you to pause it?"

Sorry about your impending divorce ;P

EQ is probably the single thing me and my wife have a serious disagreement about. Damn you P1999 for making me weak and come back. :D

Make her a wizard so she can teleport you and blast your Norrathian enemies

Credit where due your wife has a nice sass!

Next time she tells you dinners ready to come out the oven just ask her to pause it.

I am so doing this!

Yeah, and tell her you on that Iron Ration/ Water Flask diet!!

My employees walk by and see me playing it and throw a disgusted look. I dont know if the look is that they have to work while i game, or that im playing something 20 years old.

Darling. The dinner is in the dog.