There are far too many variables to make it a universal thing, which is why it's called out as a per-case-basis in the PnP.

Lmao

Guess you're gonna have to write an individual ruling for Every-Single-Spawn in the game. every orc, every goblin, every willowisp.

You folks keep going the way you are, you're gonna have to, then you're gonna end up with servers like you have now.

Ever wonder, "How did we get here?" the answer isn't only the neckbeards, its also in the mirror. You guys need some tools between a feather and a hammer.

Or, you could just realize that this is almost exactly the same as the encounter in the spirit of which menden wrote that ruling.

prob drink a couple extra glasses of water per day, too.

Jesus it's not that deep. We're what.. almost 9 years into Kunark??? OP should have probably just left the PH up before peeing. That would have been the safest approach. But sure let's freak out on the GM's because OP got the shaft by RNG.

30-60s was always kinda the standard for most things. 5 minutes for StormFeather kinda surprised me.

There are far less variables than there are camps where this type of thing will possibly come up. It would not be hard to come up with a blanket rule.

All of this could have been solved pooping in a sock. git gud OP

Propose a player agreement.

bro you obviously don't know what a "freak out" is.

biggest problem in the world today is that nobody remembers the difference between words and bullets.