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A New Foe Has Appeared!

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His name!? Somrin mutha fuckin Two'Torch.

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Why is he called Somrin mutha fuckin' Two'Torch? Because he's got two mutha fuckin torches. With his powerful level 1 enchantment skills and an insatiable lust for thicc women, he set out from his ancestral home of Erudin, but not before preparing himself with supplies and spells for his journey.

That is when he saw her. He knew then ... Pinilla's pillows must be his.

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Somrin salivated, savoringly staring with starry eyes through the smoke of his two torches; transfixed upon Pinilla's supple, rotund, yet not overbearing, perfect ass.

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Though she did not stare longingly back, for her heart belonged to another. There was only one option yet remaining.

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Now we wait...

This is the best thread that has ever existed

Girl, close your eyes
Let that rhythm get into you
Don't try to fight it
There ain't nothing that you can do
Relax your mind
Lay back and groove with mine
You gotta feel that heat
And we can ride the boogie
Share that beat of love

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Originally Posted by beargryllz (Post 2746414)

This is the best thread that has ever existed

Two torch, he lights da way

He'll be the first to die in a comedy.

Somebody please tell me how I should be outraged by this

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Originally Posted by indiscriminate_hater (Post 2746542)

Somebody please tell me how I should be outraged by this

The chair is being played by an Erudite man wearing a chair disguise. The video game industry is woefully lacking in chair-based actors who are rightfully getting chair-based roles in 2018.