| Big_Japan |
12-22-2015 08:08 PM |
Santa Claus is coming to town: a thing that just happened tale
So I'm playing CS and this guy starts coming on really strong after I carry a soloq game. He gives me mumble info and offers to pay my season of CEVO if I'll play on his team. At first this sounds good but the dude just keeps talking, and talking, and talking about how all that plays this game are children and it's so nice to meet an old man 1.6er among the peonry. Really, really autistic shit with a terrible quality mic so that I can barely make out his words. The mic was held down literally for a minute at a time with no expectation that I would reply to this diatribe along the way.
Meanwhile, I can hear several children shrieking in the background the entire time.
After a silence (finally), the guy opens mic, and tells his daughter "tell the nice man the rule you just learned". After some coaxing, a small child says into the mic to the internet stranger this guy just met 2 minutes ago "never ever run with scissors". Seizing the day, I scream into the mic a number of race-based obscenities I am not authorized to repeat here, starting with "KILL ALL" and "EXTERMINATE", and also that I would like to have forcible sex with the owner of the cute voice. The guy freaked out, confirmed that he was using speakers and that all of his children had heard this, and then banned me from Mumble while I was in the middle of telling him that I hope he learned his lesson.
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
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