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Faerie Blossom 04-29-2013 02:36 PM

Ranch dressing is a perfect example of what is wrong with the US
 
Have you people no taste?

Stinkum 04-29-2013 02:41 PM

In another thread you boasted about being vegan, a devout follower of the Atkins diet, and a regular drug user.

Somehow I don't think a Schindler's list junkie is in a position to judge anyone.

Ghordo 04-29-2013 02:58 PM

Snap, sit down fag blossom.

Faerie Blossom 04-29-2013 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinkum (Post 938503)
In another thread you boasted about being vegan, a devout follower of the Atkins diet, and a regular drug user.

Somehow I don't think a Schindler's list junkie is in a position to judge anyone.

I don't remember boasting about any of those things, and I am certainly not a follower of the Atkin's diet or a regular drug user. I'm an irregular drug user at most, and you'll never hear me recommending vegetable oil for human consumption.

But the topic is ranch dressing. The world sees us dipping our pizza into it, and destroying perfectly good sandwiches with it, and it's no wonder they hate us. The taste is so strong it overpowers every other flavor it touches, but that's how we like our food: strong, and overpowering. It's one thing to put it on salad (I understand most people dislike the taste of vegetables), but it's the use as a general condiment that really gets to me. The other day I saw a commercial for a ranch dressing powder, to be used as like a meat seasoning or whatever. The woman actually used the phrase "ranch burgers" and I was appalled.

It's as though we actively seek ways to make ourselves unsophisticated and loud, and that has come to include food.

nilbog 04-29-2013 03:20 PM

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Swish 04-29-2013 03:23 PM

I was in Subway earlier (despite not being in America) and the amount of sauces a available to wreck your sandwich is phenomenal. I've tried a few, I hate them all so far...

Toasted with cheese, add salad...that'll do. Y'all can keep your gloopy calorific sauces :p

Chloroform 04-29-2013 03:25 PM

free your mind and your ass will follow.

Klendathu 04-29-2013 04:42 PM

Who in the hell dips their pizza into ranch? That's awful.

Black Jesus 04-29-2013 04:58 PM

I like ranch with buffalo wings and baby carrots/celery

Kagatob 04-29-2013 04:58 PM

ITT: Butthurts who like bland food.
Go the F*** back to France.


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