cats are weird and cat lovers are closet zoophiles. bet you let your cat wiggle sensually to manipulate you to touch its belly.

https://i.imgur.com/phkXhgg.jpg

You sure you don't want to touch it? C'mon just a little bit. See how it feels and we'll go from there.

*burries face and does rasberries*

yes i've done this to my cats and they tolerate me because they have put their teeth on me and they realize i don't care that much, and i wont hurt them so they realize they just can't intimidate me, they also trust me quite a bit because i generally ignore them

except for that 1 time they let their guard down and get rasberries

*knowing this big hairless ape will get its laughs and get bored and go away on its own* is half the battle

I didnt let big sip make me go insane

Cats are useful animals to keep around because they kill vermin like mice and moles and as an added bonus they don't require much maintenance. They're probably less useful for city slickers. Dogs are alright if you need a noisemaker to let you know someone is loitering where he shouldn't be.

Danth

are yo implying something?

I normally take my coffee black. no cream no sugar but it's closing in on the holidays so I got some of that Baileys Coffee Creamer. And I have to say it taste pretty damn good. I've spiked my coffee with baileys irish cream before and it's not far off in taste, just non-alcoholics.

This.

Loststalker was possessed and brought friends over to hang out with everyone. We all had a good time. No social distancing, of course.

Only semi-off topic, but snuck in some game time during work for the first time since this whole work-from-home thing started in March...was kinda fun but kinda stressful lol