Project 1999 - Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!!!

I dont know who I'm supposed to tbalk to about this.

But my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin.

And I've come here, to P99, to WHOOP SOME ASS!!!

Give me a HELL YEAH!!!

Now if that don't sound excitin to ya, i dont know what does. You see, when I'm not whooping Vince McMahons ass or when I'm not giving The Rock a Stone Cold Stunner each and every Monday night.

WHAT??

I said Monday night I give out the Stone Cold Stunner.

WHAT??

I said the Stone Cold Stunner.

WHAT??

I said the Stunner.

WHAT?

I said I'm gonna whoop some ass on p99 and if you don't like it, I'm gonna throw you down, stare in them beady little eyes, and then I'm gonna WHOOP YOUR ASS!!!

GIVE ME A HELL YEAH IF YOU WANT TO SEE STONE COLD WHOOP EVERY PLAYER ON P99s ASS!

Now in real life, if somebody were to try to be my friend. I might say "Sure, why don't you come over and we can drink beers and go huntin'. And then, the moment you say something cute I'd give you the Stone Cold Stunner and there aint a damn thing you can do about it!!! And thats the bottom line!!

But today. Today I'm feeling Jolly.

WHAT??

I said I'm feeling jolly.

WHAT??

I said I'm Jolly, and I'm offering a one time offer for whichever guild wants to help out ol' Stone Cold, the Texas Rattlesnake, get started here on P99 with levels and some gear, and then we can ride into the arena and open up a can of whoop ass and drink some beers!!

Give me a Hell Yeah!!

Because when it comes down to it, I don't give a rats ass who you are as long as your not on the side of Stone Cold. Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses!

I don't know how good your hearing is, but if you don't understand what I'm saying I always have a little bit of sign language, so heres some sign language for ya you fat piece of trash!! (Middle fingers)

And thats the bottom line, cause Stone Stone Said So!