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Jibartik 05-06-2021 08:46 PM

Annnd they find life on mars.
 
https://futurism.com/scientists-fungus-growing-mars

https://i.imgur.com/qhpjyBU.gif

Gravydoo II 05-06-2021 08:55 PM

Welp, that settles it. All religions that hold humans are the center of the universe and earth is the apple of gods eye are wrong. 2000 years in the making.

HalflingSpergand 05-06-2021 09:07 PM

Dumb

Jibartik 05-06-2021 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravydoo II (Post 3300837)
Welp, that settles it. All religions that hold humans are the center of the universe and earth is the apple of gods eye are wrong. 2000 years in the making.

first.

ther was god.

God crated the universe.

aliens, his first creations exist there too.

us, his most perfect creation exist in that universe.

the first creations are limited in that they cannot die the way we can.

They cannot feel joy or pain and that's what we can, but they are jellous of us.

so they rebelled against god and have left his sanctum to explore the vastness of the universe for life.

But they have not found any, and this is because of one simple fact, all the life that god created in our universe is all there is.

So his first creation has returned to earth to turn turn us against god the way they have turned against him.

they will offer us new science's and cures to our mortal existence that they say makes us weak.

they will convince us to turn against the original creator and to come with them.

we will explore the vast reaches of space and see things weve dreamed of.

but we will find there is nothing in the universe besides us.

because god created it and now were stuck.

living in an empty universe.

forever suffering.

alone.

Shourty 05-06-2021 09:18 PM

They found what looks like it might be a fungus. Oh, they can teach us so much.

hobart 05-06-2021 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shourty (Post 3300852)
They found what looks like it might be a fungus. Oh, they can teach us so much.

Bet none of the fungus was dumb enough to vote for Trump. You could learn a lot, really.

Gravydoo II 05-06-2021 09:22 PM

Could teach you about living on mars.

Jibartik 05-06-2021 09:32 PM

what if its spores giv off a few inches of oxygen like in one of those 90s movies

Jibartik 05-06-2021 09:33 PM

what if its spores do this!

https://i.imgur.com/Xhfmql3.gif

Nocht 05-06-2021 09:50 PM

Was once a man!!!


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