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Jimjam 08-15-2019 03:51 AM

Most classic rant and flame.
 
https://www.somethingawful.com/news/...ampers-killer/

Found this y2k piece on Everquest... It really puts the complaints of the p1999 player base into place!

Zal22 08-15-2019 06:36 AM

A+

Mblake81 08-15-2019 07:49 AM

good stuff.

Xulia 08-15-2019 08:12 AM

God DAMN that was brutal.



I love it.

jolanar 08-15-2019 08:17 AM

He called Iksar 'Iskar'. 0/10.

entruil 08-15-2019 10:22 AM

Classic case of projection and obv the writer never played eq and was looking for attention...

loramin 08-15-2019 11:22 AM

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Okay, it's common knowledge that the more "hardcore" fans of epic roleplaying game Everquest aren't exactly the ripest peaches on the fruit farm. In fact, they're more like the unidentifiable piles of brown and chunky waste product that festers in rancid lumps under the tree. You know, the clumps of sticky, vile, odorous mystery substance which could be either rotting fruit or something a dog with severe bowel problems left after eating rotten fruit. And then you grab a really long stick to poke it and hopefully scoop some up so you can flick it at a friend, but upon removing the stick from the pile of brownish substance, you notice a long green streamer of goo hanging off and trailing back to the mess? What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Everquest.

loramin 08-15-2019 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by entruil (Post 2947802)
Classic case of projection and obv the writer never played eq and was looking for attention...

IDK, for all the guys bashing this really sounds like it was written by someone who played the game:

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and the other 1% flaming Verant on public forums for making Iskar Necromancers too weak / too strong and how the 64th level Warmonger of Paladinian Freeport Ringbearers United 154th Union doesn't drop loot good enough to justify killing him and how they need more benefits from training in 1H blunt with an emphasis on divining or conjuring or masticating or demolitions whatever the hell they study

Madbad 08-15-2019 11:55 AM

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30-year old men pretending to be 18-year old women pretending to be 22-year old Wood Elves
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If they had strong enough arms to force their fat ass out of their chair, they'd go and get some titanium-reinforced rope to hang themselves with.
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EQ is a game where people, who have grown tired of sitting around in their room or office all day doing nothing, can pay Sony $10 a month to sit around inside their video game all day and do nothing

reznor_ 08-15-2019 01:23 PM

10/10


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