Fuck you, Warriors.
 

So here I am sitting on 4 bags full of warrior twink shit about to transfer them but it hits me.

This is my 6th warrior.

Vanilla: Wood elf warrior to level 40, ssoys were cheap, fbss was somewhat easily farmable but I quit it because they never proced or I was sad at my 90~ stamina with gear on

Few months before Kunark, Ogre warrior. same gears as before, ready to fuck shit up. got bored around level 30. Fuck you, doors.

Kunark days, rolled a dwarf warrior, highest dex, barrel rolls, cultural armor. having a gay ass old ti-... quit at level 35.

Velious time. Now here comes a troll warrior, high dex, regen, and good enough str/sta and got to level 30 before realizing that ducking all the fucking time with timid rangers/bards/monks who dont wanna fucking pull. Fucking doors.

Now, I had a ranger, said fuck it and realized all this chainmail with str/sta/hp was perfect for an iksar warrior. stopped around level 20 when that 2h animation looks like I was touching cloaca dicks with my fellow lizards. Even went so far as to run my ass to Karnors and loot up some Jarsath items.

Over a year later, around today I am making a barbarian warrior.

Why the fuck cant I learn my lesson?
Why the fuck do I keep coming back to this fucking class?
Is it because I played a paladin on live and got jealous but not learning until 15 or 18 years later on how good I had it?
Fuck.

Don't worry. You'll settle down with a nice halfling some day.

I dont think its the class but the player at this point because wood elf warrior rockz.

must be hard not to be a halfling.

will be praying 4 u 2nite

If you want to solo stick to easy vanilla mobs like highkeep guards, toll booth guards, nektulos/neriak guards, sister isle, dwarves, etc. There is no reason to go to Kunark or Velious and kill mobs with double or triple the hp in zones with shit zem.

As a barbarian you can level up in everfrost to 8, blackburrow to 20, EK/highpass to 24, and then highkeep guards to 46 with pretty minimal gear.

Turn back now and reroll as a gnome

Watched a barbarian warrior level up to 40s exclusively in Everfrost in my time hunting guards in the 50s. Commitment

I cannot live without Slam.

https://i.imgur.com/vKfbyge.jpg

(hope this helps)