Pokémon is Real Life
 

I visit a Pokémon shop and tell the clerk: I own Charizard , Blastoise, Venasaur, and Pikachu.

Store Clerk: Cool, but this league only allows you to have three of the previous to participate.

WHaT!?!? *I Shoots up the playing card store* ~Everything Destroyed~
I GOT BAnned from the store- UnBelievable!-

Couple days later, my Tears dry and amazing idea blossoms.

I walk back into the same store : Hey do you think I can use Charizard, Blastoise, Venasaur, and Pikachu in the league? I will let you pet Pikachu twice a month. You know for the spirit of the league. THE UNITY! You guys can actually PET PiKACHU!

Store Clerk : *Calls police*

this will go well

team rocket blasting off again

All I'm left with from this post is an empty feeling at the reality that Pokemon will never be real life.

Thanks.

pretty sure I saw a real live pikachu this morning. check mate atheists.

Man, I must say, ST leadership are a challenged few, but this is surely entertaining!

Pokemon
 

I just play Pokémon

Bablittlechoo! I choose you!

Stop hoarding the Pokemon happy meals from McDonalds. My kid wants one

Your "kid".