Congrats on your earring. Hope it doesnt take too long to get it from the creep.

Hadden the Hammer is a non-canon yet TRUE story about Hadden's backstory. Read it between f5s of this page.

Hadden is definitely not FTE, idk about lucan. But vilefang is also not a FTE mob if there is people camping his pond BEFORE he spawns (if he's already spawned and nobody is camping him, then its a race for FTE yes).

Did you write this, Skarlorn? Reads similar to your writing style just not quite as quirky and grandiose, but with constraint I could see you writing like this too.

Yea, he wrote it.