There are fake people
 

I have decided there are no conspiracy theories. There is no evil plotting and planning. Feel free to react violently. I will expand later

Confirmed consumed too much jum and getting fat.

I believe there are approximately 16 people and everyone on earth is a variant of that based on genetics & nurture.

You’re all just angry voices in my head

Sounds about right. Get this man a beer.

Jk, everyone is real

Why not expand now?

If you got a point to make then make it.

If you can't make the point in less than 1000 characters, its an incomplete thought.

conspiracies are real. people are charged with it all the time. Every day. The conspiracy that 100,000 government poll workers all stole an election for one guy, and not the rest of them, is not a very good one though.

If you think 100,000 people can keep a secret, you're silly, naïve, or you just dont believe in your own words.

pretty good dril style OP