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AzzarTheGod 12-02-2016 08:47 PM

How Would You Like To See the Duke Go Out?
 
Strictly hypothetical. Love him or hate him, if you HAD to make a choice, what would you choose?

































(this is assuming someone else is doing it in EQ)

bestovv 12-02-2016 09:11 PM

who are you and why are you here japan

AzzarTheGod 12-02-2016 09:13 PM

apologize to everyone about the lack of options. that's why I included the last 1.

I'd personally break his glasses 100% for sure, as a Call of Duty Black OPS mission, because I know for a fact he can't afford a decent meal nevermind 200 dollar specs.

he'd never be able to read and write again without them, but not like he does much of that anyway... the duke doesn't have much going on.

in EQ

silo32 12-03-2016 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bestovv (Post 2415207)
who are you and why are you here japan

he was a reg in RNF on blue, he never played on red, hes just trying to be somebody here

Tradesonred 12-03-2016 12:40 AM

Hes an angry racist nerd so id just strap him to a chair and pump a recording of a muslim cleric singing sweet praises to allah at 11 and feed him through plugs in his nose just enough so he doesnt die of hunger while streaming RMTs he could never again partake in straight to his nervous system. I dont beleive in death penalty so i wouldnt kill him, that would just be cruel.

Tassador 12-03-2016 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tradesonred (Post 2415346)
Hes an angry racist nerd so id just strap him to a chair and pump a recording of a muslim cleric singing sweet praises to allah at 11 and feed him through plugs in his nose just enough so he doesnt die of hunger while streaming RMTs he could never again partake in straight to his nervous system. I dont beleive in death penalty so i wouldnt kill him, that would just be cruel.

the duke griefed you off here, fungus tunics have griefed you off here, dude everybody has griefed you off this mother fucker including yourself.

Tradesonred 12-03-2016 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassador (Post 2415489)
the duke griefed you off here, fungus tunics have griefed you off here, dude everybody has griefed you off this mother fucker including yourself.

The only one getting griefed here is you, with your unhealthy obssession about me.

AzzarTheGod 12-04-2016 03:44 AM

Admiring all the bluebies I saw browsing this thread Friday night who declined to vote.

As a senior mouthpiece for red99, I think I speak for everyone here when I say we've all envisioned the dukes death and the manner in which he'd die over the years. (In EQ)

In hindsight, I too would have voted the populist option, to bash his head in, but I really wanted to point out how poor the duke really is. Get this guy a pizza. Hoping the duke doesn't keel over before I get a chance to stomp his bifocals into dust so hard it causes a low grade atomic reaction.

































(In EQ)

Red_Messiah 12-04-2016 07:09 AM

OP

[x] cool and normal
[x] well adjusted member of society

Cecily 12-04-2016 10:18 PM

break a knife off in his dilapitated back, rogue style

With the Bone Razor he gave, whilst prasing his name and crying.


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