Help me stay out of jail
 

Hello amigos! After many years of life in the gutter I've decided to return to EverQuest where it all began! I'm currently hunting for a new computadora and really want to play p1999. I need to play to stay outta trouble. EQ titanium is extremely expensive and I'm a low lvl construction worker that has to pay muchos bucks to the courts just to stay free. I would like to pay somebody to rent their titanium client to install and play EQ. All my old friends are troublemakers and my gf only cares about high heels and appearances so I need an outlet; I need eq in my life. Please message me or email at primumjeffers@gmail.com and whem I. Become a rockstar you will get to come live with me and play EQ all day in a hobbit hole. Prz hrelp. Or perhaps somebody could direct me to a client under $100. Thanks people.

Bring on ye pirates to the bay of yarrrrr

8/10

The hobbit hole thing ruined it.

When I was a kid there was a show called "Queen for a Day" Who ever had the most down and out story of like three people won cash and prizes. Hmm. Sounds familiar. :rolleyes:

You need Titanium, you say?

Well it just so happens....

That Pirate bay looks sort of fishy. :p

Haha yes! I saw it once before. Tis brilliant

HAH!!

Lol... Lyra's post should be a sticky. If you cant find the way at that point, you shall never be set free!