STDs (Arenodrop -- 60 Iksar Monk)
 

Hi. I'd like to sell you STDs. Like most STDs, I am neither the first person to have STDs, nor will I be the last. I am merely a temporary carrier and purveyor of STDs.

STDs Arenodrop, but when you get STDs, you'll also get all of the following no-drops:

Gear -

1. Monk Epic: Celestial Fists (40% clickie haste)
2. Rakusha Cloak (36% worn haste)
3. Poisoned Mantle
4. Robe of the Whistling Fists (for clickie)
5. Shiverback-hide Armbands
6. Shiverback-hide Boots
7. Crescent Pants

Keys/Miscellaneous -

8. Journeyman's Boots (Jboots)
9. Pegasus Feather Cloak
10. Worker Sledgemallet (OT Hammer)
11. Sebilis Key
12. Howling Stones Key
13. Veeshan's Peak key

As you can see, this 60 iksar monk is all set and ready to party. This character is pretty valuable to me. As such, I have a reserve price in mind, but I'm going to keep it to myself and run this as an auction.

Because people tend to distrust anonymous forum accounts, I would prefer bids to be made in this thread rather than through PMs (though I would accept either). Really only interested in platinum, no buyout at present. Happy bidding!

EDIT: STDs sold for a generous buyout. I am sad to inform you all that I am now STD free.

Most entertaining toon sale post i've read. 10/10

Thanks Bob! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Current high bid is 300k (from PhilbertPK).

I also failed to mention there are a couple of alts on the account: a 41 wood elf bard and a 39 epic dorf rogue.

350k

Bump.

I wish I could give all of you STDs. Sadly, I can only give one of you STDs.

Current high bid is from 400k by PM from Frank.

450k

525k

I concede, goodluck frank!

and goodluck on the sale STDs