Getting a dog
 

So I'm thinking about getting a puppy but I'm not sure what sort of pup I want.. It's a tossup between these 3, it will be a male and his nuts will stay on. testosterone improves personality

Don't be a cunt and adopt.

The rest is up to you. I'd go for the Blue Blood Basset myself.

get a wolf

google image'd these breeds and voted for biggest one

Bloodhounds get pretty big.

Hope you're living in a house with a nice backyard and not an apartment that has jizz stains on the walls from the previous tenant.

Bill Burr talking about dog balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDfkwvRHmrI

Maybe the joke was near the end of Part 1

Beagles are super annoying, have one. Like taking care of a little kid

^this


Avoid them like the plague