3 people you'd like to hit in the face w/ a shovel?
 

Mine

1. Nancy Pelosi
2. Jerry Jones
3. Ex-wife

Trayvon Martin
Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton

You'll just be beating a dead horse.

Funny - #2 was either Al "The Hypocrite" Sharpton or Jerry "You suck" Jones. Glad it's not just me!

I would like to take my 3 swings at Stinkum, hero of the internet.

1 should hopefully be enough, 2 more will ensure its permanent.

I'd save my swings for the next three people that use any of the following phrases in person while

swag
yolo
hashtag
hashtagyoloswag will result in a combo the likes of which will result in permanent brain damage.

Are we talking about hitting with the broad face of the shovel, or the sharp "you gonna fucking die when you get hit with this" edge of the shovel?

ohh nice one

1: The people who thought up religion.
2: People that say "i built this", or "i pulled myself up by my bootstraps".
3: Any teenager who is about to have sex without protection.

1. The South
2. People who ruin the Pitbull breed
3. Country Music artists

1. Sam Harris
2. Wes Anderson
3. Anyone who identifies with the "New Atheist" movement