DOOM
 

Its been 6 minutes and still no word... I dont deserve it??
I know you got my last 2 tells, I spelled your name out perfect.
So this is my rant and flame I'm posting here, I hope you read it.
Hey Vangorr! I just drank a 5th of Brell's holy ale... dare me to raid??
You know that kedge song by Phil Collins about that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning... but didn't?
Cuz he forgot to buy fish scales but he wouldn't admit it?
Thats kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from flaming.
Now its too late, I got you in my sights, im aiming.
And all I wanted was to win a lousy black sapphire on a roll.
I hope you know i ripped ALL the DOOM posters off my wall.

Pretty lame for posting on a troll account, but a good parody, 3/5

I liked it, nice Eminem touch. 4/5.

I give it a 4/5. Good song choice and word swappage. I give it a Ogre and Halfling thumbs up not quite 2 ogres thumbs but close.

shit i thought it was awesome! i just heard this song the other day too and hadn't heard it in years.