ate death this weekend
 

As could be predicted, it sucked.

Nothing tasted like anything.

Each dish tasted different, but exactly the same: dead shit, something that was dead.

Afterward, had some tea and a biscuit or two.

Guess what it tasted like?

Death.

Mae some fresh oatmeal, which is not easy to make right, cuz you don't want it getting clumpy but just chewy.

I got it perfect.

Guess what it tasted like?

Death.

If in fact you find yourself enjoying a meal, thank the gods. And don't be superficial prick like some who feel the need to criticize a meal, a good meal, because they are hopelessly lost as human beings and have no idea how to ground themselves.

we must realize that the fate of death is inevitable, and thus we turn and find that through our trials and tribulations, death may be the only real peace of mind

You fuck a fat girl, and pay over 100$ for it. I live in Nevada where this shit is legal and would never pay that for her. Lul????????

Release me from this mortal coil so i can become a goddamn dracula

lol

Hello to Wallachia, die already.