So close, but yet, so far.
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9AOw34HLE

This OfficialNizzarTV was too good to be true. Apparently this is a video of another bad gamer: Andre, who as the worst FIFA player had to drink a shitty moldy sambucca iced tea.

I wanted this to be footage of our resident pale bad gamer drinking some disgusting penance but it fell short.

I'll get you next time, Gadget.