Smasheeie intruduce hemself
 

A poem by Smasheeie Smashey

Smasheeie id smarrt Smasheeie is sweet, Smasheeie lub gnom dem gud to eet.

Dorfs are gud too dey traval frum far, dem alwayz arive en nice pikle jar.

Smasheeie id big Smaseeie id strong, Smasheeie an elfs not get elong.

Dey neva be nice, say Smasheeie dum enstead.

But smarrt elf no make fun wen Smasheeie sit on dem head.

Thenk you.

Post of the year candidate.

Agreed... Chazze (my ogre warrior from classic days) would have liked you Smasheeie..

Oh I like this guy, he wants to eat gnomes!

I will put a good word in with the Half elves of Freeport.

Definitely agree that is awesome haha. I love a good roleplayer which seems there aren't too many these days. Back when I started EQ it seemed like nearly everybody did, especially trolls/ogres.

What about Dark Elves, hmmmmm?

You can eat our halfling captives!... after we've drained their spirits dry and dissected their minds for pertinent information..

um, don't do that please

I must protest. Young necromancers still need tiny skeleton pets! Besides, any loyal follower of Cazic Thule or Rallos Zek should be killing for their lunch and not accepting handouts from our great empire.

I like this poem.